why why why?

why do only creeps work @ mattress stores? why are there mattress stores all in a row on the same street? why is salad pizza so delicious? why did Mc Donalds buy Baja Fresh & make it sick? why did katt cut my bangs so uneven & short? why isn't Paige registered to vote? why does wintergreen gum make my tummy hurt? why does Oprah say vajayjay? why doesn't everyone have direct deposit for their paychecks? Why don't nail salons enjoy cleaning their tools? why is kfc (the yucky chicken place formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) still in business? why don't I get my car washed more? why did my landlord just raise my rent? why am I so cute? why can't we all just get along? Y2K, why don't more of us recycle? why doesn't everyone Tivo Martha? why do I care? why did Amy Winehouse take her black beehive off? why does Congress outsource its work? why do we care what Britney got at the gas station? why doesn't anyone ever comment on my blog? why do I wish I had a food processor today? Why does hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on a cut? why was Ellen Page sucking her thumb when she didn't know they were filming her on the Today Show this morning? why is the Feist album fantastic? why does milk drinking gross Sara out so much? why is JAY-Z wearing his sunglasses at night? why haven't I been to a Tom Petty concert lately? why can't white men jump?