Tuesday, January 22, 2008

why why why?

why do only creeps work @ mattress stores? why are there mattress stores all in a row on the same street? why is salad pizza so delicious? why did Mc Donalds buy Baja Fresh & make it sick? why did katt cut my bangs so uneven & short? why isn't Paige registered to vote? why does wintergreen gum make my tummy hurt? why does Oprah say vajayjay? why doesn't everyone have direct deposit for their paychecks? Why don't nail salons enjoy cleaning their tools? why is kfc (the yucky chicken place formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) still in business? why don't I get my car washed more? why did my landlord just raise my rent? why am I so cute? why can't we all just get along? Y2K, why don't more of us recycle? why doesn't everyone Tivo Martha? why do I care? why did Amy Winehouse take her black beehive off? why does Congress outsource its work? why do we care what Britney got at the gas station? why doesn't anyone ever comment on my blog? why do I wish I had a food processor today? Why does hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on a cut? why was Ellen Page sucking her thumb when she didn't know they were filming her on the Today Show this morning? why is the Feist album fantastic? why does milk drinking gross Sara out so much? why is JAY-Z wearing his sunglasses at night? why haven't I been to a Tom Petty concert lately? why can't white men jump?

16 comments:

Mia said...

Paige go register to vote...now!

Gene said...

Gene I shall cut your bangs next.

Danielle said...

Wendy's bought Baja...Why did Heath Ledger die and why are those people always naked? Get some clothes on!

Meg said...

wendy's? really? I secretly like wendy's - their french fries are the best and the buns are so buttery. all this said, baja really went down after high school.

you can cut bangs?

Meg said...

PAIGE JUST REGISTERED!!!!

Mia said...

Nice work Paige!

Brooke & Peter said...

why do the nice guys always marry MEAN girls? why do I really have to work? why can't I do math very well? how is it I can't ever remember to take my clothes out of the washer?

Jaimie said...

All the answers: why do only creeps work @ mattress stores? Because no one grows up thinking "When I grow up I want to work at Mattress City." That leaves creeps. why are there mattress stores all in a row on the same street? VOLUME! why is salad pizza so delicious? Two taste treats in one! why did Mc Donalds buy Baja Fresh & make it sick? I'll asnwer with a question: Why did the Gap buy Banana Republic and turn it into the Gap? why did katt cut my bangs so uneven & short? She secretly wants to be you. why isn't Paige registered to vote? Now is the time. why does wintergreen gum make my tummy hurt? Don't swallow the gum. why does Oprah say vajayjay? Because she wants to be more like Tyra. why doesn't everyone have direct deposit for their paychecks? IRS. Why don't nail salons enjoy cleaning their tools? It's a Filipino thing. why is kfc (the yucky chicken place formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken) still in business? Because it's so good! why don't I get my car washed more? Conserving water? why did my landlord just raise my rent? Because he can. why am I so cute? Intervention time. why can't we all just get along? KFC for everyone! Y2K, why don't more of us recycle? Lazy. why doesn't everyone Tivo Martha? Because my Tivo is already filled with Little People, Big World. why do I care? Ask Katt. why did Amy Winehouse take her black beehive off? To snort it. why does Congress outsource its work? Lazy, rich bastards. why do we care what Britney got at the gas station? Vajajay. why doesn't anyone ever comment on my blog? Done. why do I wish I had a food processor today? To make fresh salsa? Why does hydrogen peroxide foam when you put it on a cut? It's 50% Mountain Dew. why was Ellen Page sucking her thumb when she didn't know they were filming her on the Today Show this morning? It's so tasty. why is the Feist album fantastic? Rhetorical. why does milk drinking gross Sara out so much? Lactose intolerant. why is JAY-Z wearing his sunglasses at night? Trying to be like Cory Hart. why haven't I been to a Tom Petty concert lately? He quit touring. why can't white men jump? Because we're so grounded.

Sara said...

Meg! I forget that I hate when people drink milk. Lulu reminded me it started when I saw her eating alfredo past with milk. My #1 hate is when people crunch on things near me (like ice or corn nuts). I want to hurt them. Why?

sara said...

Shoot. I had a lot of typing issues with that one...

Meg said...

Jaimie...THANK YOU for answering all my burning questions!

JPB said...

Can't wait for your Valentine Party!

Hillary said...

PAIGE!!!!! REGISTER!

Meg said...

hill- relax! paige registered

Garnie's Favorite said...

"why why why"? Why not? because that's the way the ball bounces & the belly buttons, as your Garnie would say....

Meg said...

dear garnie fav- what the heck does that mean? - the belly button part?