"What did you do this weekend, Megan?"

So kind of you to ask! Weekend Highlights:
A cute elderly man (not even hobo-esq) aggressively shoved my shoulder at the drug store, half knocking me over and said “If you don’t get ‘em with the right hook, you’ll get ‘em with the left” – then he stumbled away and muttered “I’m gonna get you!” - what?, I was flipped off twice – who does this? I have NEVER flipped anyone off - how barbaric!, I Stayed up till 4am (and you guys didn't think I was wild!) had potato tacos @ El Carmen, screened my calls, wrapped a present, I went to a really sad funeral where a woman pleaded with the crowd to forgive her for her affair that ended the marriage to the deceased man, woke up to discover a bevy of termites in my bed with me, thrifted in Burbank @ my favorite thrift store, celebrated Judy Padula’s birthday - which was the fanciest tropical party EVER @ PJ & Jaime's, posed for John Quinn's modeling shots w/ Karen & SoYoung, danced, sang TV show theme songs and songs containing the words - Dance, Life or Beautiful, got some pajamas, perfected my new preppy look, dropped a dog named Mugs off at it's home, took a few naps, turned down a BBQ, watched fire coverage, planned a trip to Kansas City, made a salad, had too much coffee...can you say fun?