Thursday, September 6, 2007

Dear God, please don't strike me down!

The following are notes I made years ago. The idea was to list the first thoughts I had about people I knew. Don't be mad if you happen to be one of these people!

BETSIE WETSIE
big eyes
peed pants while getting together w a guy...didnt notice
pleasures perfume was the secret to all her hickeys!

SMELLY FOOT
liked volleyball
touched everything w big feet
wore flip flops only

DANIELLE
loves westlake
wants to get married and have kids ASAP
afraid to go places alone
always made up and fancy looking
has 15 pillows on bed
calls in sick a lot
loves dodger games & game shows

JANINE PUNK
liked to dance
dressed slightly risque
wore mary kay products
tijuana regular
parents owned mexican restaurant

KRISTY
went out w max
broke leg
bagel store
soccer

VIOLET
3ft tall
keeps balls
bent over like you'd never believe

SMALL FACE GIRL
small face

LYNDA PUNK
nice
wore glasses
dated dj the ups man
never could go out, had to check in w dj
no doze overdose
liked ll cool j & black strippers

DARLA
simi valley
drove her home (ran out of gas)

SHANNON
mia's roomate
really pretty drivers license
slept w headphones
Mr. potato head
pj harvey
red converse
picked out outfits for her

LEON
tore down our sublease flyers
lived in cave
hillel
fear of cameras
ate styrofoam
lived w "boyscout"
full beard
miracle mile

THEA
parents slept naked
white tee & jean shorts
good posture
big hair
in sorority
dad was big time hockey player

MOUNTAIN DEW GUY @ SADDLE RANCH
white stuff flies out of his mouth when he talks
never rode bull
cocaine
rich, from bev hills
likes hot chicks that he does Diesel ads with
looks "thirsty" in mt. Dew commercial

LAUREN
great style
loves to talk on phone while watching tvl
oves backstreet boys & tv
loves cats, mermaids & little things for Maggie
can eat anything, never gains weight

CRAIG (works for dad)
no toe nails
loves reba
out of work dad
not too sure of himself

BOOTSIE
wore tall boots
van nuys
drug addict
yelled at me thru wall to stop knocking
dated tobey the opera singer
long ratty hair
neighbor on sabado tarde

CHICKENS
big mexican family across the street who raised chickens and killed them in yard

WHITE ERIK
looked like a cartoon princefrom michigan
advertising
talked w lisp
alone in subway, door opened he was only one to get on
dressed well
yankee game & dahli lama

MOM
bad singer
whimsical
turquoise
round glasses
thrifty
overly nice
interior designer potential

CARLA
triphopper
favorite word: "cute"
screenwriter
knew everyone in NYC
called me a "player hater"
trampish clothes
friends with Mar
dad from Trinidad
NYC film school

HANK
downstairs neighbor in NYC
motorcycle accident
photographer
wanted to take seedy pics of mia
had button that made old school Madonna start playing
watched ENGLISH PATIENT porno style
spooky

MEAN MITCH
knew lisa ickovitz
mom has big blonde jersey hair
mean
freckles
loves "friends"
gave out business cards often
saw him every thursday @ a new bar

NANCY & ERIC
stole rental car in Virginia
wrote song for backstreet boys
always wanted me to call people for him & pretend I was important
beat son - little Pierre
nancy always on
her eyebrows move in strange ways

MR LEDWON
drama teacher
large pipe organ in basement
bad hair piece
batty millionaire
perched lips in weird way all the time

BERNRAINE
small hunched over
bad driver
secret society member
missing cheek
tall son named big dick

ROD
flirty
loves the ladies
from England
always in the driveway w binoculars & listening to police radio...like big brother
drug addict daughter who loves coupons
porn moustache
wears only polyester

DAD
snob
collared shirts
round glasses
loves baseball
looks like chevy chase

MIA
re paints nails everyday

SCHAPS
gambler
girlfriend doesn't speak our language
hoboken
buffalo grove
lives w rev & euge
never likes his lunch

BRIAN
nicest guy around
stockbroker
danielle loves

JEREMY
australian
new boy in town
gave out sports photos of himself
curly corkscrew hair

MARSI PUNK
loved bobby (who stole mia's shirt)
took us to tijuana
dog named Lady
bird killer (car windshield)
loved to steal bagels
worked @ coffee cart

HEATHER
cool mom
loved sunflowers
hung undies to dry so they wouldn't shrink
loved gymnastics
boy haircut
wanted to be in sorority
had truck
snackwells cookies & cheeseballs
feet turned out

JUSTINE
likes tea
never showers
has great taste in music
friends with a bunch of different girls named sherry

NICK NOLTE
drunk
wore pajamas
took some pills half way through our conversation
dating vicki lewis
told us dirt on celebs
bed head
fun to talk with

GAVIN
brooklyn
dj
handcuffs
loves mia
always wears something nice w something casual

SLEEPY HEAD KATE
ankle socks
dated russ
green robe
friends haircut
jersey

5 comments:

CresceNet said...
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Rachel said...

Meg:
Your blog is fabulous! I need all the details on Mike. Where are you living now? I MUST see you!!!
:)R

Anonymous said...

I remember the chickens...

Anonymous said...

Gene love the blog? Do I love mermaids? Boy is that an old one. P.S Love the pics of your crib.

taylor said...

hi! found your blog through someone else's blog...this post cracked me up!